The Siren Song of the Counter Culture

misterpornographic: mocca-latte-in-my-veins: cynicalsleeper: t...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:40:25 -0400

mocca-latte-in-my-veins:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

can’t…stop…laughing…

KRANKENWAGEN

I CANT BREATHE

a-creepy-weirdo-has: avalonroselin: abunchofassholes: thisiswh...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:50:50 -0400

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

avalonroselin:

abunchofassholes:

thisiswhiteculture:

sheishurr:

welp

and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”

i need you to check your privilege

and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty

They’re not.

Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;

>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves

I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.

But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!

WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!

I think I’ve found my hero.

wheresmywatson: icantsumupmyfandomsinonename: jumperpheasants: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:48:47 -0400

wheresmywatson:

icantsumupmyfandomsinonename:

jumperpheasants:

boner jokes in doctor who

THE SECOND ONE

HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THESE BEFORE AM I BLIND

hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would survive in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:55:07 -0400

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

book-titles-for-band-names: theatomsmashers: This is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:27:46 -0400

book-titles-for-band-names:

theatomsmashers:

This is amazing……..

Applause for whoever took the time to gather all of this information.

fuckyeahalternateversions: Brand Wars: Jedi

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:03:25 -0400

fuckyeahalternateversions:

Brand Wars: Jedi

woah monday r u ok

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:01:39 -0400

timelordy-teganbreann:

timelordy-teganbreann:

timelordy-teganbreann:

do u need a nice cup of tea

how about a hug

why is this getting notes it’s literally just the weather report

pls help me understand

felonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:00:19 -0400

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

edwardspoonhands: the-science-llama: If Earth Had Rings First...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:54:31 -0400

Guatamala

Washington, DC

Quito, Ecuador

Polynesia The Earth's Shadow appears on the Rings at night

Arctic Circle The Rings are barely visible

edwardspoonhands:

the-science-llama:

If Earth Had Rings

First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.

However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.

Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.

During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.

Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
— Click the photos for captions

DANGIT EARTH! WHY YOU NO HAVE RINGS!

leirdnamas: wide-eyed-alaska: madfawn: macarena-of-time: w...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:49:47 -0400

leirdnamas:

wide-eyed-alaska:

madfawn:

macarena-of-time:

what the fuck

is this real

i’m gonna cry

pepsie: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:51:42 -0400

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:53:05 -0400

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

vengefulbullwinkle: gallifrey-feels: earthgirldonna: feferipix...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:49:23 -0400

vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.

I have hope for the wizarding world again.

heartsblogcars: methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:48:46 -0400

heartsblogcars:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

tvvink: i want a thigh gap but my balls are in the way

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:22:13 -0400

tvvink:

i want a thigh gap but my balls are in the way

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:21:18 -0400

shityo: morefunthanbeingsad: physicsphysics: An interesting...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:20:29 -0400

shityo:

morefunthanbeingsad:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?

To fuck some shit up

ohhyesdavidtennant: a very confused 9 for your dash

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:19:15 -0400

ohhyesdavidtennant:

a very confused 9 for your dash

dontdierory: barrowmen: Come on! There must be someone left...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:18:46 -0400

dontdierory:

barrowmen:

Come on! There must be someone left in the universe I haven’t screwed up, yet.

#that was #the fucking #cruelest thing

#WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO #would you like pain or suffering

yepitsluke: the-life-is-a-fool: Help I only saw the end of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:12:43 -0400

yepitsluke:

the-life-is-a-fool:

Help

I only saw the end of this at first and thought it was two little beavers or some shit