bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
despairtanaka: the great
superpants42: naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool Looks kinda like a Digimon.
its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out And...
doctorwho: okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
ishipitlikeups: dantheinsane1: ishipitlikeups: Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. Pics or it didn’t happen His name is T.I. He brought me flowers. Obligatory outdoor photos. Here I am, introducing him to friends. A close-up shot of his dashing visage. My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine...
javeliner: think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu: REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE
yes-this-is-patrick: greentea-addict: itseasytoremember: meu-mix: yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza
mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this
plenair: actionjackel: hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
sannanomad: do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
carcat: forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it It sounds exactly the same. They just don’t understand the sounds you are making. Same sounds, no comprehension.
tushi: why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.